Tue, 04 Apr 2006
This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb
I have a sticker on my bike which is the name of a small punk band from Florida
I discovered in college. Their name is This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb. Good stuff. I
ride my bike everywhere and no authority figure has ever confronted me about
the blatantly obvious fact that my bike is not
literally a pipe bomb.
This fact gives me a small amount of faith in the NYPD, Port Authority, MTA
Police, and United States National Guard.
If you have not lived in New York, the agencies I just mentioned have at one
point or another assumed the responsibility of guarding the city's trains, buses,
bridges and tunnels from terrorist bombings. I have rode public transport in
said trains, busses, bridges and tunnels with my bike and it's accompanying
sticker. This did not seem to alarm any of these agents.
Unfortunately, other states are not so fortunate. There appears to be an epidemic at Ohio University of people
labeling their pipe bombs built inside of bike frames with red stickers
describing the contents as indeed containing a pipe bomb. That is the only explaination for
what happened last
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Windows XP Professional Corporate
I get tired of having these pieces of paper lying around that other people give
me. I don't run Windows! I don't know what they are used for! I'm writing this
number here so I don't have to keep this piece of paper around. I don't know
what it does or where it came from so don't use it for anything.
XP8BF-F8HPF-PY6BX-K24PJ-TWT6M
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