Uncompatible Systems

Thu, 17 Aug 2006

Yummy! Hummers in a happy meal!

Over at Ronald McHummer you can make your own McDonald's sign! Sweeeettt. Fucking with the clown has been dangerous in the past, what with their expert lawyers and prestine corporate image and all. Fuck that. I made a sign.

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Fri, 19 May 2006

I Was In A Bowling League

And last night there was an "awards banquet". Media people are funny because when they decide to do something, they do it with all the gusto of a top story. And in the end, it was a top story. My bowling style was captured on film. This should describe accurately the comitment of Team Gawker

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Wed, 03 May 2006

Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool - January 2006

I'm installing Windows XP in a VM Ware virtual machine for web development and application testing. I'm installing the updates and it asks me about an update with the above title. Knowing full well I have no malicious software on the computer, I uncheck the option to download that tool. It asks me if I really know what I'm doing and even offers to stop bugging me in the future. I choose both of these options. Five minutes later the little warning bubble pops up again and tells me there are new updates. Guess which ones they are? Yup, same one I just told Windows to shut up about. I go through the don't-bug-me-stop-trying process again...and guess what happens? I'll bet you can guess. Same warning a third time.

Fuck you Windows.

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Tue, 04 Apr 2006

Windows XP Professional Corporate

I get tired of having these pieces of paper lying around that other people give me. I don't run Windows! I don't know what they are used for! I'm writing this number here so I don't have to keep this piece of paper around. I don't know what it does or where it came from so don't use it for anything. XP8BF-F8HPF-PY6BX-K24PJ-TWT6M

posted at: 11:10 | path: /goofy | permanent link to this entry

Fri, 20 Jan 2006

My Duck Family Tree

Ever wonder about the lineage of Donald Duck? Not, like, the history of the animators who drew him and his family. Like, his family for real? Now you know, and that's like, power n'shit.

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Thu, 19 Jan 2006

Bling or Blong?

I gave my musical buddy 31d1, some of my bling. He is eternally grateful. In the process of our IM conversation, I accidently called it blong, thus coining a term for fake, cubic zirconia bling.

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Tue, 17 Jan 2006

Cash Moves Everything Around Me, C.R.E.A.M, It's The Money...

I made my own bling in the Gimp. Luke Gattuso taught me. The tutorial is written for Adobe Photoshop but if you're clever like me you can use the Gimp from Debian GNU/Linux.

posted at: 20:11 | path: /goofy | permanent link to this entry

Mon, 13 Jun 2005

The Best Shell Command Line of My Life

After a particularly debaucharous weekend in Atlantic City. I came back loving party music. And who's the best of the best for sex fuled party music? Well, Peaches of course. I downloaded the fabulous song titled Shake Yer Dix and I'm rocking out to it right now. You should too. In my adventures, I obviously came across lots of search hits of her #1 hit, Fuck The Pain Away, which was the anthem for the year 2002 and beyond. I forgot if I still had this song on my hard disk, so I did a quick serach for it. I left the terminal open and came back to that screen 30 minutes later. I didn't realize it at the time, but I had typed the most amazing bash command line of my life. It read:

not-faith:~# locate fuck | grep pain

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Fri, 10 Dec 2004

This is a post to show Taryn that it is easy to update a Blosxom page.
pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P

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Wed, 16 Jun 2004

Sentimentality.

I'm getting it for things that aren't even over yet. Sometimes people talk to me and I feel sentimental that the conversation will be over even though I'm still having it. I have a hard time describing this feeling without sounding trite. But here are some links talking about stuff that makes me sentimental for the present:

• The Internet
• Being star struck
• History Books
• The Pixies
• The smell of ozone before it rains

Not what I expected actually. But there's lots to be sentimental about these days.

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I work with communications, open source software, sound and video. I'm the most happy when I work on all of these things at once. Sounds, Systems, Robots, Rocking Tigers.

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